chacal.beer
private homelab — nothing to see here
all systems pouring
servers are warm, beer is cold •
uptime: suspiciously high •
please do not feed the rack •
if you can read this you're probably supposed to be here •
or you're very lost •
either way, welcome •
packet loss: emotionally unavailable •
dns works on vibes and caffeine •
backups completed (we think) •
fan noise: artisan white noise •
latency measured in existential dread •
touching production voids the warranty •