chacal.beer

private homelab — nothing to see here

all systems pouring
servers are warm, beer is cold  •  uptime: suspiciously high  •  please do not feed the rack  •  if you can read this you're probably supposed to be here  •  or you're very lost  •  either way, welcome  •    packet loss: emotionally unavailable  •  dns works on vibes and caffeine  •  backups completed (we think)  •  fan noise: artisan white noise  •  latency measured in existential dread  •  touching production voids the warranty  •